attention! this may harm your brain.

Son: Daaaaaaaaaaad, is the story almost over yet?

Daughter: Yeah, you spent twelve hours explaining how often you had sex with Aunt Robin.

Son: I don’t think you’ve even mentioned mom’s name yet.

Ted: You goddamn ungrateful little -

The Mother: Ted, are you still telling them the story?

Daughter: Mom, just tell us how you met.

The Mother: Well your dad used to bang this chick named Robin. A lot. That’s pretty much all I remember.